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I started a literacy program for inmates.

There's been some prose and cons.

Literacy

So this chicken walks into the library, and she walks up to the librarian and she says, "Book."

The librarian says, "You want a book?"

"Book."

"Any book?"

"Book."

So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off she goes. An hour later the chicken comes back...

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

Did you know that Vanilla Ice is now working as a computer literacy instructor?

He's at the community college teaching word to your mother.

How to make the world a better place.

How do you raise the literacy rate while simultaneously lowering the poverty ratio of a town near you?

All you have to do is drive as fast as possible through the Walmart parking lot.

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