Writing Utensil Jokes - 6 Hilarious Writing Utensil Jokes

What's a writing utensil's favorite place to go on vacation?

**Pencil-vania!**

Where do writing utensils live?

Pencil-vanya

what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen

*hides*

Q: Where does Dracula get his writing utensils?

A: Pennsylvania

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

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