Crayons Jokes - 25 Hilarious Crayons Jokes

Why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood

How do crayons made in Spain say hello?

Crayhola.

What do the NBA and a box of crayons have in common?

The whites are useless.

Crayons are just like M&Ms....

They taste the same no matter what colour they are.

We all know Marines eat crayons, but what's their favorite flavor of crayon?

Crayonberry.

Whenever John’s daughter was sad, he found out to cheer her up he’d put out some paper and crayons.

After about fifteen minutes, his daughter would be all right again. But lately, she has been very clingy. So leaving the paper and crayons on the table didn’t work when she wasn’t happy.

“Tell you what,” John said, “If I’m gonna be carrying you now more often, I will give you a shoulder to ...

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Why did the hen share her crayons with the rooster?

So the cock could doodle too

I bought my grandchildren some crayons. I have to say...

... they make my kin scrawl.

My wife said she wanted to feel special this Valentines Day.

So I bought her a helmet and some crayons.

Little Johnny’s art projects

Little Johnny’s parents are concerned about the art work he is bringing home from school. All the coloring is brown or black. Could this indicate a mental health problem?

They take him to a psychologist. The psychologist wants to see Johnny at work on art and gives him a sheet of paper a...

My Dad has a box of crayons on him at all times

I'm so proud that he's in the Marines

People are like a crayons

The white ones are useless.

I feel sorry for kids who used to eat chalks and crayons when they were little.

They must have dyed inside a little.

Where do crayons go on vacation?

Color-ado

When our little girl was sick in hospital we bought her a lifetime supply of crayons.

It cost $3.

What's the worst part about an unexpected box of Crayons?

It's out of the blue.

Inspired by Obama, Trump will soon be releasing his favorite books of 2022

along with the crayons that go with them.

The psychologist said that children at a certain mental age believe that everybody knows what they’re thinking.

He used a doll to prove his point.

He placed a crayon box filled with candles on the table in front of the child. He then asked the child what was in the box. Of course the child answered crayons.

Then the psychologist opened the box to show the child that the box contained not cray...

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A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He can't help but notice that the covers to all the electrical sockets behind the bar have been scribbled all over with what appears to be crayons. "So what's up with all the crayon scribbles on the plug-ins?" he asks the bartender. "Oh, I did that," the bar...

After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie

House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall

Mental hospital

The doctor is having a test on his patients to see if they are already fit to go back on their normal lives.

So the doctor drew an imaginary door using crayons on a big wall to see if the patients can distinguish a real door or not.

Then the doctor said "Who wants to go outside?" point...

I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid

They always tasted worse than the other crayons

So my niece asked me if they have to swim to get in the Navy.

I couldn't figure it out, but I guessed she thought about it after my nephew declared that he was going into the Marines and stole her crayons.

I heard Joe Biden was gonna get the same intelligence briefing Trump gets everyday for the first time tomorrow.

Does the coloring book come with crayons?

My girlfriend wanted me to treat her like she was special...

...so I got her a helmet and a box of crayons!

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