Why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood

I feel sorry for kids who used to eat chalks and crayons when they were little.

They must have dyed inside a little.

What do the NBA and a box of crayons have in common?

The whites are useless.

We all know Marines eat crayons, but what's their favorite flavor of crayon?

Crayonberry.

Mental hospital

The doctor is having a test on his patients to see if they are already fit to go back on their normal lives.

So the doctor drew an imaginary door using crayons on a big wall to see if the patients can distinguish a real door or not.

Then the doctor said "Who wants to go outside?" point...

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Why did the hen share her crayons with the rooster?

So the cock could doodle too

Crayons are just like M&Ms....

They taste the same no matter what colour they are.

My Dad has a box of crayons on him at all times

I'm so proud that he's in the Marines

When our little girl was sick in hospital we bought her a lifetime supply of crayons.

It cost $3.

How do programmers arrange their crayons?

They use color coding.

People are like a crayons

The white ones are useless.

I bought my grandchildren some crayons. I have to say...

... they make my kin scrawl.

What's the worst part about an unexpected box of Crayons?

It's out of the blue.

Where do crayons go on vacation?

Color-ado

I heard Joe Biden was gonna get the same intelligence briefing Trump gets everyday for the first time tomorrow.

Does the coloring book come with crayons?

Little Jimmy is in first grade...

All his art work he has been bringing home from school is in black and brown. Fearing this may indicate a mental health problem, his parents take him to a psychologist for evaluation.

The psychologist says "First I would like to see a sample of your art work" and hands him a sheet of paper...

After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie

House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall

My wife said she wanted to feel special this Valentines Day.

So I bought her a helmet and some crayons.

I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid

They always tasted worse than the other crayons

So my niece asked me if they have to swim to get in the Navy.

I couldn't figure it out, but I guessed she thought about it after my nephew declared that he was going into the Marines and stole her crayons.

My girlfriend wanted me to treat her like she was special...

...so I got her a helmet and a box of crayons!

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