I got an honours degree in calligraphy.

To be honest I don't think it's going to help me get a job,
But it looks good on paper...

Them: what did you major in? Me: calligraphy

Them: why did you get such a useless degree?

Me: it was cheaper than an mba from from Harvard.

Them: so ? It’s a worthless degree, you would have made more money if you showed up to a job interview with a degree from Harvard.

Me: look, I can show up to a job interview with a deg...

I wanted to put "calligraphy" as a skill on my resume.

I decided against it since it probably looks better on paper.

A Chinese calligraphy artist passed out after finishing the first brush...

People said that he had one nasty stroke.

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Started dating a girl from calligraphy class.

She wasn't my type.

Did you hear about the blacksmith that was arrested for creating iron calligraphy?

He was charged with forging signatures.

A renowned book critic heard about a new author that was rapidly gaining in popularity...

Naturally, he decided that he wanted to meet the author. After hours of searching, he finally located the author and scheduled a meeting. He booked a plane to Spain and arrived at the author's house. The author showed him all the books that he had published. There were books about nature, busines...

My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-slapper at 3AM...

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

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The reel, the ink, and the booze

There was a company that sold a great variety of fishing equipment and supplies. One of their new products was a rod to be used out at sea, with a special reel mechanism to catch larger fish. Now, there was a new employee who was in charge of printing buyers' names onto the reel by hand and with a q...

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