I got an honours degree in calligraphy.

To be honest I don't think it's going to help me get a job,
But it looks good on paper...

I wanted to put "calligraphy" as a skill on my resume.

I decided against it since it probably looks better on paper.

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Started dating a girl from calligraphy class.

She wasn't my type.

A Chinese calligraphy artist passed out after finishing the first brush...

People said that he had one nasty stroke.

Did you hear about the blacksmith that was arrested for creating iron calligraphy?

He was charged with forging signatures.

A renowned book critic heard about a new author that was rapidly gaining in popularity...

Naturally, he decided that he wanted to meet the author. After hours of searching, he finally located the author and scheduled a meeting. He booked a plane to Spain and arrived at the author's house. The author showed him all the books that he had published. There were books about nature, busines...

My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-slapper at 3AM...

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

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The reel, the ink, and the booze

There was a company that sold a great variety of fishing equipment and supplies. One of their new products was a rod to be used out at sea, with a special reel mechanism to catch larger fish. Now, there was a new employee who was in charge of printing buyers' names onto the reel by hand and with a q...

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