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Art Supplies Jokes

Why did the glue get kicked out of art supplies school?

It didn’t adhere to the rules

Why was Rembrandt not allowed to by new art supplies?

He was too Baroque

Gianna, a beautiful woman, was in the midst of a love triangle with two best friends, Nathan and Joel

Obviously this caused tension between the besties, and as such also troubled Gianna - she liked each one equally.

So on the 11th of February, she spoke to the two lovestruck rivals and challenged them.

"On Valentine's Day, each of you will get me a card - no gift, only a card. The one ...

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