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What do you call a guy who stencil penis?

Dick Tracy.

I got fired from my job as a stencil maker.

I guess it just wasn't cut out for me.

I used to believe that my stencil drawings served a purpose, but now I know they're meaningless

I'm an ex-stencilist

Hear about the screen printer who misspelled the order of concert posters?

Must have had an extra stencil crisis.

If you take up drawing as a mid-life hobby, but you just can't get past tracing...

You might have an exit-stencil crisis.

I was having trouble leaving the building as the ways out were not clearly marked.

It was a true exit stencil crisis.

I remember having this little plastic cut out shapes to help with drawing when I was little.

I used to be really obsessive about them actually, I'd spend hours. But there would always be more to draw around.

Then I had this realization, that I'd never be done. I'd run out before I could finish. It was weirdly horrifying and morbid.

But anyway that's the story of my first extra...

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