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I was on a blind date with a woman the other day when she told me that she was "Pansexual"

...so I said "That's not a problem with me, but I am curious what your preference is though...



skillets or woks?"

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Voodoo dildo

A man was going to go on a business trip and wanted to get his wife a new toy to try and reduce the chance that she would cheat on him while he was gone.

So he went to a local sex shop and told the clerk what he was looking for and why.

The clerk showed him a collection of dildos and...

How does the Chinese chef go to work?

He woks.

Did you hear about the Catholic Sister who opened a Breaking Bad themed Asian restaurant?

She is the Nun who Woks.

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