I saw a sign that said "Tempura House Shelter" so I was intrigued and went inside. I asked why it was named so.

They said it was for lightly battered women.

In honor of endangered species, portions of the proceeds from each gilded comment will go to Tempura House...

...a home for battered shrimp.

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I went to a Japanese restaurant the other night and the chef was very angry...

He lost his tempura

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What do you call a Japanese deep fried mattress?

A Tempura-Pedic

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My Japanese colleague got really angry today after losing his battered prawns.

He really lost his tempura.

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