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Why do so many recovering alcoholics dine at Japanese restaurants?

Best place to get Soba.

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What do you call a Japanese person who doesn't drink?

Soba.

What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba...

I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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