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With Child Jokes

Man gets on a bus and sits next to a mother with child...

The mother is trying to get her fussy son to breastfeed, she finally gets frustrated and tells the baby, "You better take to the milk, or I'll give it to this man sitting here..."

She tries a few more minutes, the baby is still just very fussy, she tells the baby again, "You need to start soo...

"Do you have any experience with child care?"

"Yes - I just quit my job at the White House."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The pope gets caught with child porn, he says:

"Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church".

Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D

Court Ruling from the UK

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulati...

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