An executive of a company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispering, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss a...
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A widowed mother of 3 is worried her children aren’t getting enough iron in their diet.
Not sure what to do, she mixes bb’s into their oatmeal. Later that day the first child comes running in the kitchen:
“Mama Mama - Guess what!?! I peed a bb!!”
“Oh, that’s good,” the mother assured, “that means you’re getting your iron.” And she gave the little tyke a cookie and sent ...