Winning Streak Jokes

A dude goes to Vegas and he is on an absolute winning streak. After he ends up winning about $5 million, he decides to call it quits and end on a high note. When he leaves the casino, he sees a hooker across the street just hanging out outside of a hotel/casino. He goes across the street and asks th... read more

A golfer playing a round by himself hits his ball near a pond. As he approaches the ball he notices a small frog right next to the spot where his ball landed. Not wanting to hit the frog, he bends down and moves the frog onto a rock nearby. As he sets up his 8 iron shot, he hears the frog croak 'rib... read more