British teenager Emma Raducanu has just won $2.5m by winning the US open final
Sadly she needed 2 band-aids and a bandage for a cut on her leg in the last game, so she still owes about $25k
I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
2 girls walk out of the locker room at the NBA finals tonight. . .
One looks at the other and says "I can't believe I just blew 15 Bucks in there"
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4 Friends missed their final for Chemistry because they partied too hard.
Four friends in college taking chem were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up to UVirginia and party with some friends up there. So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and...
A man goes to a doctor because he always sees bugs that playing soccer through his eyes
Doctor: "So we need an MRI scan. We couid make you an appointment next sunday". The patient seems surprised: "Are you nuts? Sunday is the finals".
Did you see the news about the fight that broke out when they played the wrong national anthem for the winning team at the Asian table tennis finals?
The headline read "Hong Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong".