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Michael Phelps Jokes

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Whats the difference between michael phelps and hitler?

Michael phelps can finish a race.

Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer...

He was conceived anally

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

THIS JUST IN: Michael Phelps is reportedly joining the rap olympics.

They are already calling him swim shady.

Michael Phelps will be the flag bearer for the 2016 USA Olympic Team

I hope he holds our flag high.

If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring?

Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.

Rich man shenanigans

There was once an extremely wealthy man who was known for his eccentric habits. One fine evening, he sent out an invite to all the young, able-bodied men of his city for a very "special" dinner, promising a grand prize for one lucky soul.

Knowing the rich man's generous nature, a hundred you...

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