Ryan Lochte Jokes - 7 Hilarious Ryan Lochte Jokes

Ryan Lochte's first draft of his apology statement...

"Hi guys, my bad. Apologies to the people of Argentina. Jeah!"

Ryan Lochte will be summoned to Rio for hearing.

But he says he's probably not gonna go. His ears work pretty good already.

Next time you're at the bar, ask the bartender for a Ryan Lochte

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte? Just say "I don't know, make something up"

Fastest Bolt at the Olympics?

Was it Usain Bolt or Ryan Lochte's ride to the airport?

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What do Ryan Lochte and the water in Rio have in common?

They're both full of shit.

After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, "When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!"

She says, "Honey, you can't have it both ways."

Who is faster?

Usain Bolt in the 100m finals or Ryan Lochte running through the airport to catch his flight out of Brazil?

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