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Wells Jokes

I drill wells for a living.

BORING

My autobiography didn’t sell very well

Story of my life

I read a science fiction book where people drill for mercury as a power source.

It was by Hg Wells.

A guy with a face mask is leaning up against the outer wall of a Wells Fargo bank.

A police officer comes and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm holding up this bank," the man says.

"Very funny. Now move along."

The man walks away, and the bank falls down.

Have you ever heard the joke about the three wells?

"No"

"Well, well, well...."

Wells Fargo is taken to court by the US government...

...for secretly opening accounts for their customers. Right before the case the governement prosecutor suddenly goes missing. The government suspects that they have an unaccounted sollicitor on account of unsollicited accounts.

I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union...

...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts.

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