A man ran out of gasoline and walked to a nearby small oiler town.
Fortunately, there was a gas station. . He couldn’t find a gas canister, so he went down the street knocking on each door to find one.
He knocked on one door.
“Hello, I’ve run out of gas and need a gas can. Can you help me?” The woman said “No, but Jolyne can.”
He knocked on Jo...
Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers?
Because they don't beat anybody.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders one pint, the second one also orders 1 pint (astonishing the barman because he thought it was a repost), the third orders 1/2 a pint, the fourth orders 1/6th of a pint, the fifth orders 1/24th of a pint and so on. The bartender sees where this is going and says, "I'm all out of ...
Where's the red light district in Edmonton?
Behind the Oilers' goal net.
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Why Pro Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs... (long but good)
1 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
2 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, which...