A guy with a face mask is leaning up against the outer wall of a Wells Fargo bank.
A police officer comes and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm holding up this bank," the man says.
"Very funny. Now move along."
The man walks away, and the bank falls down.
My first thought when I saw the phishing e-mail was "I never opened a Wells Fargo checking account."
My second thought was, "That doesn't mean I don't have one."
I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union...
...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts.
Wells Fargo is taken to court by the US government...
...for secretly opening accounts for their customers. Right before the case the governement prosecutor suddenly goes missing. The government suspects that they have an unaccounted sollicitor on account of unsollicited accounts.
My dad works as a banker at Wells Fargo. I asked him to open a checking account for me
A checking account? What do you need two checking accounts for? Are you sure you want three checking accounts and a saving account? Fine, I'll open four checking accounts, two savings accounts and a line of credit for you.
A miner moves out west to California...
A miner moves out west to California. Having spent a few years in Colorado, he has a pretty good idea of the sort of lifestyle miner's live; up from dawn 'til dusk in the mines, and then up from dusk 'til dawn drinking and playing card games.
So, to his surprise, when he moves to Bluster's Bl...
[Long] A successful man, working as a sales representative...
...in a large company, tells his boss one day, “If you want me to continue working for you, I need a 20% raise. You have 24 hours to give me an answer. I have four companies chasing me, so let me know your decision”.
The boss is alarmed. “In this recession, a 20 percent raise? So...