Why is the KKK against triathlons?

They don't believe in the mixing of races.

yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square.

all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist.

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Last year, a group of us in a triathlon were run over by a speed boat, and I was one of the lucky few who survived.

All I got was some swimmer’s ear.

We shouldn't mix races, it's immoral and honestly pretty gross.

That's why I hate triathlons.

I can't wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon.

I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

How to best a hippo

A Hippopotamus can outrun you on land, and swim faster than you in the water - so the bicycle is your only chance to beat him in a triathlon.

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No child of my will ever participate in the unholy art of race mixing.

If they want to do a triathlon, they will do three separate races like god intended

Did you know the triathlon was invented by a gypsy

He walked to the swimming pool and rode a bike home

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Races should be segregated

I'm sick and tired of people doing running , cycling and swimming and claiming it as one triathlon event! They are separate activities, and as such should be treated that way.

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I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix

Which is why I don't participate in triathlons

Sea lions can run and swim faster than humans

Which means when you compete against one in a triathlon you really need to make up time on the cycling.

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