A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would be all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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Hippos can swim and run faster than humans. What does this mean?
The bycicle is the only way to beat then in a triathlon.
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Why is the KKK against triathlons?
They don't believe in the mixing of races.
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I can't wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon.
I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.
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You know how to do gypsy triathlon?
You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike.
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Why don't Natzis participate in triathlons?
Because they hate mixed races.
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TIL, Hippos can run faster than humans on land and swimmer faster in water
But still you can defeat them in a triathlon as they don't know how to ride a bicycle
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Today in Hawaii: And now let's cross to our local reporter
"Thanks Doug and this morning the annual Waikiki 'Mountain-to-Sea' triathlon has been won by a handsome Norwegian competitor. He’s proved very popular with the race crowd down here on the beachfront, with his good looks and engaging personality really winning over the crowd.
Yes, it’s hard no...
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yes, sharks can outswim you.
but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who's the faster cyclist.
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Three surgeons are sitting in a bar...
... getting drunk and talking about the great successes in their careers. The first takes a shot and says, 'I had a a patient, a concert pianist. He severed all ten of his fingers in a freak cooking accident with a very sharp knife. I meticulously reattached them, and within a year, he played a conc...
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We shouldn't mix races, it's immoral and honestly pretty gross.
That's why I hate triathlons.
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Sea lions can run and swim faster than humans
Which means when you compete against one in a triathlon you really need to make up time on the cycling.
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No child of my will ever participate in the unholy art of race mixing.
If they want to do a triathlon, they will do three separate races like god intended
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Races should be segregated
I'm sick and tired of people doing running , cycling and swimming and claiming it as one triathlon event! They are separate activities, and as such should be treated that way.
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A blind man walks into a bar...
...and finds a vacant seat and proceeds to order a beer. As he sips his first drink of his nice cold beer she says to the bartender, "Do you want to hear a joke, it is a really funny blond joke I just heard?"
The bartender looks at the blind man and replies, "Sir, since you are blind I will ...
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