Triathlon Jokes

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would be all come down to who is the better cyclist.

The bycicle is the only way to beat then in a triathlon.

I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.

You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike.

They don't believe in the mixing of races.

But still you can defeat them in a triathlon as they don't know how to ride a bicycle

but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who's the faster cyclist.

"Thanks Doug and this morning the annual Waikiki 'Mountain-to-Sea' triathlon has been won by a handsome Norwegian competitor. He’s proved very popular with the race crowd down here on the beachfront, with his good looks and engaging personality really winning over the crowd.

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... getting drunk and talking about the great successes in their careers. The first takes a shot and says, 'I had a a patient, a concert pianist. He severed all ten of his fingers in a freak cooking accident with a very sharp knife. I meticulously reattached them, and within a year, he played a conc... read more

That's why I hate triathlons.

Which means when you compete against one in a triathlon you really need to make up time on the cycling.

I'm sick and tired of people doing running , cycling and swimming and claiming it as one triathlon event! They are separate activities, and as such should be treated that way.

...and finds a vacant seat and proceeds to order a beer. As he sips his first drink of his nice cold beer she says to the bartender, "Do you want to hear a joke, it is a really funny blond joke I just heard?"

The bartender looks at the blind man and replies, "Sir, since you are blind I will ... read more