Paralympics Jokes - 14 Hilarious Paralympics Jokes

What does "paralympics" stands for?

It doesn't.

What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics?

Having both your legs.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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I don't know what's involved in the training for the Paralympics

But it looks fucking dangerous

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I can’t stand the paralympics.

Neither can the participants.

There’s so much debate about whether to allow Russian athletes to compete internationally

Whatever else happens I hope they let Russians compete in the Paralympics. With the way the war’s going they’ll have a heck of a team

Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics

They tested positive for WD40

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

Did you know the entry fee for the Paralympics is really high?

I hear it costs an arm and a leg.

No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics,

but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg.

There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians.

I'm going to miss the Apollo app, it made Reddit worthwhile.

I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test

They all tested positive for WD40

I heard on the TV, "no arms race between Russia and the United States"

I thought to myself, "I didn't even know the Paralympics were on"

A limbless man takes up swimming

A man with no arms or legs decided to take up swimming in an attempt to make the Paralympics. He was called Bob

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