Whats better than a gold medal in the paralympics?

Two legs

Paralampics

Three wheelchair users in the Paralympics have tested positive for WD40

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I don't know what's involved in the training for the Paralympics

But it looks fucking dangerous

Did you hear about the wheelchair basketball team that was banned from the Paralympics?

They all tested positive for WD-40!

What does "paralympics" stands for?

It doesn't.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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I can’t stand the paralympics.

Neither can the participants.

No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics,

but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg.

Did you know the entry fee for the Paralympics is really high?

I hear it costs an arm and a leg.

I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test

They all tested positive for WD40

There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians.

We will see if these accusation stories have any legs.

A limbless man takes up swimming

A man with no arms or legs decided to take up swimming in an attempt to make the Paralympics. He was called Bob

I heard on the TV, "no arms race between Russia and the United States"

I thought to myself, "I didn't even know the Paralympics were on"

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