Kickboxing Jokes

I visited Charlie the bookie with my list of names for the evening's kickboxing matches, he gave it a look and said, "You only wrote down their last names." so I responded, "But you know who they are, right? Am I good bruv?" so he was like, "Yeah yeah, yer alright. You got 500 quid on this Nguyen bl... read more

But it was no match for me at kickboxing.

-Credit to Emo Phillips

Turns out they do not have kickboxing classes.

A mixed martial artist.

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"


The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My frien... read more

A blind man walks into a bar, and after getting a little tipsy he says to the bartender.
“Hey, do you want to hear a blond joke”

The bartender then replies “well before you start your joke there is a few things you need to know ... I’m blond 6ft 3 and im also an amateur boxer, my other fri... read more

I guess I'm just really bad at chess

I bet y'all were expecting me to beat it at kickboxing.

The other guy says "Yeah sure, I could do with a laugh".

The first guy is just about to start when he is tapped on the shoulder, and turns round to see three bulked up blondes. The one who tapped him on the shoulder says to him :

"I am the worlds premier female bodybuilder, and a blond... read more