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Lifters Jokes

How many weight lifters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

8-12 of them on 3 separate occasions.

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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.


The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the mo...

Why are bodybuilders great pallbearers?

They're fantastic dead lifters

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