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Gymnasts Jokes

Russians are very flexible, and are world-class ballerinas, figure skaters, and gymnasts

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Why don't gymnasts make much money as actors?

They normally perform non-speaking rolls

Two gymnasts decided to go into business

together and because one liked liquor and the other beer and wine, they decided they would open two pubs one directly across the street from the other. Unfortunately they had a falling out and went out of business due to poor marketing. They never could agree on a name for the parallel bars.

I make it a habit to hang out with groups of gymnasts

Because there’s safety in tumblers.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Question: What's AAAA?

Answer: A couple of female gymnasts' bra cup sizes.

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