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I would tell you a joke about my washing up liquid...

But it’s not Fairy Original

This joke may contain profanity. πŸ€”

A woman walks into a supermarket and sees the man she recently spent a night with.

He is stacking boxes of washing up liquid in a display window. "You lying son of a bitch!" She yells. "You told me you were a stunt pilot!"

"No." He replies. "I told you I was part of the ariel display team."

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