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Emulsion Jokes

What did Tina Turner use to paint her kitchen?

Second hand emulsion.

Why does Steven Tyler always put raspberry vinaigrette on his salad?

It's a sweet emulsion

My wife left me whilst I was painting the ceiling

I was overcome with emulsion

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