Why does Steven Tyler always put raspberry vinaigrette on his salad?

It's a sweet emulsion

My wife left me whilst I was painting the ceiling

I was overcome with emulsion

What is...

A mathematician’s favorite song?
“Sines” (Sine, sine, everywhere a sine! Don’t do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sine?)

What about a baker?
“Sweet Emulsion”

Okay. Now a chemist?
“Can I Get a Litmus?”

Lastly, a genealogist?
“Rock of Ages”

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