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Arachnid Jokes

What do you call a blood-sucking arachnid on the moon?

A lunar tick.

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What do you call an arachnid that constantly complains about its allergies?

Itchy bitchy spider

How does Peter Parker keep track of the number of arachnids in any given neighborhood?

He uses his spider census.

What do you call an arachnid that moonlights in espionage?

A SPYder.

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What do you call a small arachnid with a bad case of diarrhea?

The itsy shitsy spider.

A boy asks his father for a spider for his birthday.

The father stops by the pet shop on the way home from work to find out more about spiders.



“What does one of those big ones cost?” the father asks, pointing into the glass case full of the arachnids.



“About fifty dollars,” the store clerk replies.



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