I used to hate parasites.

Then they started to grow on me.

Wanna know where the word "politics" come from?

Poly which is Greek for many, and tics, English for pesky parasites

What’s the collective noun for a group of bloodsucking parasites?

A Senate.

I got a new job as an entomologist, my main work is to tabulate fleas and other parasites

It's just a case of putting all the right ticks in all the right boxes

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

The word politics

The word politics is derived from two words.

"Poli" from the Greek meaning "many" & "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites

What do lawyers and mosquitoes have in common?

They're both blood sucking parasites.

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When I first became an Ancap.....

>When I first became an Ancap, I was just an unemployed high schooler who had never worked a labor job in his entire life. I had that whole "welfare recipients are parasites, just pull yourself up by your bootstraps, forcing people to subsidize your shitty life choices is morally wrong, nobody is...

I always thought the origin of the word "politics" was a strangely accurate description of itself.

"Poli-" meaning "many",

"-tics" meaning "bloodsucking parasites."

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The Dollar Store Machine

A man is shopping at the local Dollar store when he finds a new futuristic looking machine near the store's entrance. He asks the store employee what it was.

"This amazing machine will diagnose any ailments you might have from your spit. It costs only $1 to use."

Curious the man gives ...

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The elbow

A man is complaining to his friend: "My elbow really hurts. I think I need to see a doctor." His friend answers: "Dude, this is 2012, in the supermarket they have a new computer that can diagnose much faster and cheaper. Just place a urine sample in the machine and it says what's wrong, and that onl...

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