Four Moles Are Burrowing Under A Bakery

As they get closer to the surface, the first mole in the line sniffs deeply and says, "Mmmmm, I smell cookies!"

They dig a big further, and the second mole raises his noise and says, "Wow, I smell cake!"

The dig goes on another few minutes, and the third mole finally smells something a...

A groundhog tried to cross a well by burrowing under it.

It didn't go over well.

What do you get when you cross a blind burrowing mammal with a Roman demigod?

Molecules

What do you call a silly burrowing creature who hates copyright?

Crash bandicam

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