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Mites Jokes

What would two termites order at a restaurant?

Table for 2

What body of water is full of testicular mites?

The Baltic Sea.

Deaf Genie

A guy walks into a bar into a strange scene, a foot long pianist on the bar in front of a customer staring at the pianist.

Minding his own business, he pulls a stool beside him and calls to the bartender "give me the most special order you have, it's a special day" he says.

The bartend...

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