to write a piece on the hardship of rural life. He goes to the bar and asks a guy to tell him some stories about the hard life he's lived.
The guy says, "One time a buddy's wife went missing in the woods so we had to form a search party for her. By the time we found her it was dark and we ha...
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My Friend and I were exploring the Appalachia on Fallout 76
Well, that was until I shot him in the head with my pistol.
Now, to be fair, I did have an airtight alibi for this.
I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded.
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One day a travelling salesman was driving around Appalachia and decided to stay the night in a farmhouse.
After enjoying a fine meal with the farmer, the salesman turned to him and said, "What is it like for hiring a companion for the evening?"
"Well," replied the farmer, "I'm afraid there are not many women around these parts. But there's always Cletus........."
"Oh?" said the salesman, i...
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Hold this lantern . . .
In the backwoods of Appalachia, Mr. Johnson's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby...
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