What is a weasels favourite drink?

Pop!

An underage weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. I can't serve underage weasels."

The weasel says, "That's fine. I don't need something alcoholic. What else do you have?"

The bartender says "Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?"

"Pop," goes the wease...

I often confuse weasels, polecats, stoats and ferrets

It turns out that they're just not very good at riddles.

After a long day at work, a weasel stopped at his local pub for a drink...

As he steps up to the bar, the bartender greeted him: “Well, how are you today, sir?”

“Tired”, says the weasel. “Oh, you need a whiskey, then.”

“No, thank you” replies the weasel. “Weasels don’t drink believe in drinking alcohol.”

“Well, you’re at a bar son. What do weasels drin...

Which ice cream do weasels prefer?

Popsicles.

Now you may say, "Hi, dad!"

Cigarettes are just like weasels...

Both are completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire.

A weasel walks into a bar

The bartender goes, "You dont see many weasels in this bar"
The weasal says, "Yeah, I guess you dont.."
The bartender says, "Well Mr. Weasel- what will it be?"
"Pop" goes the weasal.

Eagles may soar...

But weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Lorraine

So imagine you are dating this girl named Lorraine, she is AWFUL. She stalks you, goes through your phone, and other crazy girlfriend things. The times you have tried to break up with her is countless but she always weasels her way out of it and you find yourself not doing it.

However there i...

My friend offered to let me rent 2 of his ermines.

He is now the lessor of two weasels.

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