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When I was young, I used to think earwigs actually lived in your ears

so you can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches.

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When I was a kid, I was terrified of earwigs because I thought they were bugs that crawled in your ears.

Imagine my reaction when I heard about cockroaches.

What did the 2 earwigs say to each other while falling out of a tree?

earwig-o earwig-o earwig-o

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