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Vacuuming Jokes

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Before my abusive father left, he was really enthusiastic about vacuuming

He would always say "Whenever I look at your face I want you to Dyson"

Your dad does the vacuuming in boxing gloves

Calls himself Dyson Fury

This bloke knocked on my door and said, "Can I come into your house and talk about vacuuming your carpets?"

I am sure he was a Jehoovers Witness.

So I woke up this morning to my dishwasher making a weird sound..

Turns out she was just vacuuming.

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