...to get a thermometer, but was told they were sold out by 8am that morning. I was told they had plenty of barometers on the shelves, but i said sorry, i don't give in to pressure sales.
What do you call an old barometer?
I've been told I have to tell a joke about barometers...
Ooh, the pressure.
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