Anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure..

I tried to make a barometer joke

But the pressure was too high

A manometer walks into a barometer...

And the barometer says, "Sorry, we're closed!"

What do you call an old barometer?

Weathered.

I've been told I have to tell a joke about barometers...

Ooh, the pressure.

I have just come back from Boots Pharmacy...

...to get a thermometer, but was told they were sold out by 8am that morning. I was told they had plenty of barometers on the shelves, but i said sorry, i don't give in to pressure sales.

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