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Barometer Jokes

I tried to make a barometer joke

But the pressure was too high

Would anyone like to buy a broken barometer.

No pressure.

What do you call an old barometer?

Weathered.

A manometer walks into a barometer...

And the barometer says, "Sorry, we're closed!"

I've been told I have to tell a joke about barometers...

Ooh, the pressure.

The Engineer's Interview

An engineering firm is looking to fill a position, and has interviewed a few dozen applicants. They've winnowed it down to just three candidates, and they're all bright, motivated, and experienced. To make the final decision, the interviewer decides to pose one last question to each of them. He tell...

I have just come back from Boots Pharmacy...

...to get a thermometer, but was told they were sold out by 8am that morning. I was told they had plenty of barometers on the shelves, but i said sorry, i don't give in to pressure sales.

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