What do you call 3 billionaires going to outer space?

A good start.

what do you call a cat in outer space ?

# a Catellite

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If you wish to visit Outer Space, you're an Astronaut

If you wish to visit Uranus, you're an Ass-tronaut

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What has 3 balls and floats through outer space?

E.T., The Extra Testicle

I wanted to buy the latest telescope so I could see outer space

but the cost was astronomical.

(Pun from my kid nephew): How do you have a party in outer space?

Planet

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Girl, you got me so into outer space

I can see my self in Uranus.

What do you get when you cross J.K. Rowling with outer space?

AstroTERF.

What’s the difference between outer space and a Palestinian child?

Less rockets were launched into space.

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What happens if you masturbate in outer space?

Your orgasm would be out of this world.

What type of currency do astronauts use while in outer space?

Starbucks

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One night, two aliens descend from outer space...

...and land their little spaceship next to an old gas station in a small town. They get out and walk up to one of the old gas pumps.
The little alien says
"Take me to your leader."
The gas pump doesn't say or do anything. Slightly annoyed, the little alien repeats
"Take me to your lea...

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What do you call a black guy in outer space?

An astronaut you racist bastard.

What does a woman do in outer space?

Vacuum cleaning

How did the first woman get into outer space?

Chuck Norris came.

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Why is so difficult to have sex in outer space?

No atmosphere

Two aliens are observing Earth from their spaceship in outer space...

"This is interesting," says the first, "the biped species on this planet has developed satellite based nuclear weapons."

"Are they an emerging intelligence?" Asks the second alien, who looks exactly like the first.

"I don't know, they have them all pointed at themselves."

Why is everyone in outer space a basic white girl?

Because the universal currency is Starbucks

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why is outer space so cold?

All the space heaters are on earth!

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When Yuri Gagarin was a kid, he dreamt to be the first one in outer space ...

... but some bitches beat him to it.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Saw a good one earlier and got inspired to do something similar

I'll give it try. Since this is my first ever post on this sub, I hope you guys let me down easy.


One day, Larry walked past a TV store. On the screen of the fattest flat-screen TV, a national news-broadcast was running a story about an object from outer space on a collision course with E...

A team of researchers has created an advanced, AI-powered supercomputer.

The computer is capable of natural language processing. The primary function of the computer is to be asked a question verbally, and then search through publicly available and internal resources to provide an answer without any information given to it beforehand. The computer responds with the answe...

NASA was experimenting with animals in space.

Monkeys were an obvious choice, but they had no patience. Mice chewed all the cables, dogs were too stupid and chickens were always scared. It seemed the only animal that could cope with the intense stress of space travel was a chilled out alley cat.

After a few months of testing and training...

"Can you fit any more Milky Way Chocolate Bars into your desk drawer there, Jim?"

"Nope, all outer space."

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A poop walks into a bar.

He jumps up onto a bar stool and sits there for a moment, waiting to be served.

The barman spots the poop on the stool, looks around the bar and shouts, "HEY! How did this get here?!"

"Well, it's a long story... " says the poop, "basically, I woke up in the sewer last year and sudden...

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There once was an older couple who lived alone on a farm.

One day, the couple is visited by aliens from outer space.

Aliens: “For many years, we have studied and learned all there is to know about Humans. Everything, except what goes on in the bedroom. Would you be willing to sleep with us, for science?”


The husband and wife talked it ov...

I had this phone conversation the other day.

Me: “Consider this: like, right now, as we speak, there are human beings, like you and me, living in outer space. How crazy it is that we, as the human race, have collectively gathered the resources and technology required to haul dozens of tons of materials, entire habitats, up 350 thousand kilomet...

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