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Underground Railroad Jokes

They say Harriet Tubman escorted 300 slaves to freedom via the Underground Railroad...

If you do the math, that's only 180 people.

My great grandmother worked on the Underground Railroad...

She lived in NYC, we just called it the subway.

Why did it take so long for Atlanta to build a subway?

Talking about an underground railroad is still a sore subject around those parts.

TIL Harriet Tubman wasn't a real person.

It was just what the slaves shouted to each other on the Underground Railroad, "Hurry it up, man!"

Credit: my wife

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