When the curator of The British Museum was asked how they felt about exotic & foreign art exhibitions, he replied...

We could take them or leave them

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

Because it was cultured.

I went to my kid's school for an art exhibition

It was paper view

At an art exhibition a critic approaches the artist

(Critic) Would you like my opinion on this painting? It is worthless.
(Artist) I know. But please share it anyway.

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A different 3 men/lunch joke

At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for Lunch".

The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink pen...

Lenin in Warsaw

At an art exhibition in Moscow, there is a picture showing Nadezhda Krupskaya, Lenin's wife, in bed with a young member of the Komsomol. The title of the picture is "Lenin in Warsaw." A bewildered visi- tor asks a guide: "But where is Lenin?" The guide replies quietly and with dignity: "Lenin i...

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Kim Jong Un visits an art gallery

Kim Jong Un, surrounded by his aides and bodyguards, surveys an art exhibition.

"What the hell is this green circle with yellow spots all over?" he asked.

His aide answered, "This painting, Supreme Leader, depicts our heroic peasants fighting for the fulfillment of the plan to produc...

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