I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, "Glue Sticks."
I thought, "No shit..."
A Nun Pun [x-post from /r/Catholicism]
Fifth grade teacher Sister Agnes was leading her parochial school class in an arts and crafts activity; tie-dying t-shirts. A couple of unruly students were getting a bit reckless with their bottles of dye when they accidentally spilled several ounces of pink pigment down the back of Sister Agnes....