Boy Scouts Jokes - 22 Hilarious Boy Scouts Jokes

The Boy Scouts just added a level after Eagle

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How are socks like Boy Scouts?

They always come pre-paired.

Why does nobody like playing FPS games with Boy Scouts?

Because they're good at camping.

(Credit goes to the Scout's Life magazine I got today for making one of the worst scout jokes I've ever seen.)

What do Boy Scouts and fetishists have in common?

Knot a lot.

My son was worried about going to a Boy Scouts meeting for the first time...

I told him he had knotting to worry about.

Why are Boy Scouts annoying to play video games with?

Because they’re good at camping!

Some boy scouts are sitting around a campfire...

Some boy scouts are sitting around a camp fire and begin to tell some jokes. The first one lets out a chuckle and says, "13". The rest of the scouts chuckle and another says, "Heh, 6". This gets a good laugh from most of them and a third replies with "8". At this point they are at the point of tears...

How many boy scouts does take to change a lightbulb?

One. But it takes a few days, because he only gives it a good turn daily.

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A blonde a Catholic and a Boy Scout

So a blonde going on vacation, and a Boy Scout on his way to retreat with his father get on a small aircraft with the pilot who is an old and devout catholic.

The pilot sees the Boy Scout is shouldering a large pack and takes it from him, laying it near the door. They all take their seats an...

The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world...

You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking.

I'm going to sabotage the winners' tents in the next boy scouts competition...

I'll knock them down a peg or two

My son went on a camping adventure with the Boy Scouts group

He told me it was in tents.

I heard they're letting girls join the boy scouts now.

They're going to help the boys pitch a tent.

I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America

They’re just a bunch of BS

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An officer, a lawyer, a priest and three boy scouts are on a plane tumbling from the sky. They only have three parachutes.

The officer says "save the boys they have their whole lives ahead of them!" The lawyer says " the boys I want to live!" The priest says "when do we start?"

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Bubba

Once When Bubba got a new job, he says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!”

His boss doesn't believe him, so he says “No you do not know everyone in the whole world.”

Bubba says “Yes I do!”

Bubba's boss says “Well prove it!”

Bubba says...

What do you get when you cross a road with an old lady?

A Boy Scouts badge.

Four word joke

Boy scouts. Girl guides.

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A plane is flying over the ocean ..

The pilot speaks on the intercom, "Engine one has failed, engine two is on its way out. Grab a parachute I wish you the best."
On board was a Catholic priest, a Rabbi, a lawyer and three boy scouts. As they searched for life vest and parachutes they only found three. The Adults huddled to try and...

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting on a bench at the park...

A priest and a rabbi were sitting on a bench at the park. They both watched with interest as a troop of boy scouts marched by on a nature walk. Through the side of his mouth, the priest murmurs to the Rabbi, "I'd sure like to screw those boys over there..."

To which the Rabbi replies, "Screw ...

Swiss Army Knifes

A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening. When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon. Smiling yes, she gave him her phone number.

The next day, he called her ...

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