Twin Towers Jokes - 15 Hilarious Twin Towers Jokes

What do the Twin Towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common?

They both went down on my dad.

I keep telling this joke about the plane that crashed into the twin towers

It's a shame it never lands

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party

It didn't land too well

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Nicklebacks’ album “Silver Side Up” was released on Sept. 11, 2001.

What are the chances that one of worst days in American history would also be the day a terrorist attack took down the twin towers?

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well

I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed...

But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.

Why is the tower of Pisa leaning?

Cause it has better reflexes than the twin towers.

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven...

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. "Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."

Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Did Bush do 9/11?"

God replies, "Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated...

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers;

I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job

My ex-wife was born on Sept 11, which ending up being remembered for the national tragedy that happened that day.

And then fifteen years later the Twin Towers were destroyed.

Did you hear about the documentary claiming the twin towers were brought down by a large sneeze?

Gesundheit 9/11.

A twelve year old is watching ghostbusters 2 for the first time with his father.

Kid : Dad what's that?

Dad : A walkman

Kid : and that?

Dad : A dark room for devoloping photos.

Kid : and those?

Dad : The twin towers.

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My first time posting here, made up this one late night so, please be gentle with me kind stranger...

So a Cambodian guy walks into a bar,
He orders a drink from the bartender.
The bartender was new to the place and hasn't seen much foreigners so confused by the customer's race he makes conversation saying.
"Hey your people are famous for their great sushi I've heard"

The guy looks...

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