Some monks came down to a small village in need of carpentry. They offered to replace all the wooden pillars and support beams in all the buildings by themselves. When the villagers asked why they were being so generous, the head monk simply replied
"Isn't it obvious? We're reposting for karma."
How do you get Donald Trump to cut down a tree?
Tell him it's one of the pillars of our democracy.
What do you call it when people try to make you to build a a platform supported on pillars or girders leading out from the shore into a body of water, used as a landing stage for boats even though you don’t want to?
The King of the magical land Wakanda invited the President of the United States and the Queen of Britain to visit.
When they arrived, the Royal Guide of Wakanda brought them to the Palace. "I should warn you, the beauty and luxury you will see is unparalleled." he said. They both snorted haughtily. Surely this third-world country couldn't compete with their own riches.
But when they entered, they we...
I told my redneck uncle how I learned about the five pillars of Islam.
He said Muslims must all be a bunch of pansies. Just one pillar has always been enough for him, and he sleeps just fine!
Genghis Khan stumbles across a great palace in Northern China
It was a magnificent golden palace, with beautiful ornaments covering every surface as it towered over the surrounding landscape with its size. The steps leading up to the front entrance were crafted from the finest marble, the pillars holding up the ceiling sculpted with the rarest jade. It was tru...
One day, a group of friars decides to open a flower shop as a way to raise money for their belfry.
Because they are men of God and pillars of the community, the locals start to buy all of their flowers from them. This draws the anger of another local florist, who sees the holy men as having an unfair advantage due to their association with the church. After making countless attempts to put p...
Little Mary is riding a train with her grandma
Suddenly, Mary opens the window and leans out. ,,Watch out Mary, you might get hurt by tree branches." says grandma. Mary replies,,Don't worry grandma, there are no trees, just co-co-co-co-co-co-concrete pillars."
A guy is walking along a beach when he stubs his toe on a golden lamp...
..chuckling to himself he picks it up and gives it a rub. Fwoosh, out pops this enormous genie.
"I am the Genie of the Lamp!" he booms, "I will grant you a single wish for releasing me!"
"Wow! I know exactly what I'd like to wish for," exclaims our hero. "I've always wanted to visit Di...
So, the God decides he needs a vacation...
He goes to meet his travel agent: "We have a special on Andromeda, Cthulu resort." - Nah it's way too hot... "How'bout skiing in Pillars Of Creation?" - Maybe something cheaper, this time? "Well, You may try the Earth, Solar System new Spa, great price". - ... Been there like 2000 yea...
A man was walking along the beach when he found an old bottle buried in the sand. He picked it up and cleaned it with his sleeve. Whereupon a genie appeared and offered him one wish.
"Well my family lives in Australia. It would be great if there was a bridge between here and Australia so I c...
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The Biker and God
So God is watching this this biker as he rides in California, he was a real nasty guy in a biker gang, used to be a real bastard. Eventually he got married, had kids, left his life of crime behind him and became a really good guy. God then starts talking to him: > So, you used to be a real bad...