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Tripped Jokes

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Tripped over my friends bra...

..she is always setting booby traps!

At a Diplomats' dinner, a waiter tripped and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey.

Hushed silence turned into a roar of  laughter, when the quick-witted Diplomat  announced:


"Gentlemen ! 

You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :-


Fall of Turkey

Breakup of China

Spillage of Greece 

 and

Frustration of ...

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I walked into my sister’s room and tripped on a stray bra.

Goddamn booby traps…

I tripped in France

Eiffel over

A French man tripped over

He said 'Eiffel'

A man was away on a business trip, and decided to call his wife and to let her know he had arrived safely

A little girl picks up the phone. "Hello?"

"Hi, Honey. This is Daddy, is mommy near the phone?" Daddy asks

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says "But, honey, you haven't got an uncle Paul."

"Oh, yes I do, and he's upst...

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A friend guilt-tripped me into spending the Saturday helping out with various tasks on his property, even though I'd prefer to relax after a demanding week.

While chopping wood, I got careless with the axe and dented his car.

My friend suspected that since I was clearly annoyed with him, I'd dented the car on purpose.

But in my opinion, it should be obvious to everyone that it was an axy-dent.

I was bringing my neatly arranged laundry back to the cupboard when I tripped.

I saw the problem unfolding right before my eyes.

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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape...

One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp.

He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you ...

What would a horse say if it tripped and fell over?

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!

Last week, i tripped over my bike and really hurt myself.

So i moved it into another room. But the next day, forgetting i moved it, i tripped again. So i moved it into another room. The next day, again I forgot, and I tripped again. So i moved it. The next day...

It's a vicious cycle.

What did the tech geek say when he tripped over his computer wire?

Ow that megahertz!

A blind person tripped on his way into a restaurant and crashed onto the floor.

The waiter rushed up and asked if he was ok. The blind man said "Fall...awlful..." And the waiter said "sorry we don't have that on the menu but there's a Mediterranean place next door."

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I once tripped down an escalator.

I was there for 3 fucking days

I once tripped on a pickle.

I'm over it now but it was a big dill at the time.

A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk

He's all over the front pages.

A horse walks into a bar

A horse walks into a bar and does a sommersault, a cartwheel and finally backflips onto a barstool.
The bartender asks him: "Wow! How did you do that?" The horse answers: "Well, I've worked in the circus for all my life, so that's how." The barman nods approvingly and gives the horse a free drink...

I tripped and hit my head on a snare drum.

I think I have a percussion.

I tripped and fell while mountain-climbing...

It all went down hill from there.

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend...

...when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries....

I tripped over a box of Kleenex this morning and thought I had broken my ankle.

Thankfully, it was just soft tissue damage.

I tripped over my shoelaces one day and got arrested.

I guess it was a felony.

My friend drew a giant periodic table and tripped on number 10

He's fine, but he could have hurt his Neon that

Did you hear about the paleontologist who tripped down the stairs?

He broke his Ankylosaurus.

I just tripped on a tree

It was a real pine in my rear

My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed.

It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold.

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My wife left her bra on the floor of our bedroom. It almost killed me when I tripped over it this morning.

Stupid boobie traps.

I tripped on the way to the sandwich shop near my house.

r/SubsYouFellFor

What did Shrek say when he tripped over Donkey?

Sorry, didn't see you ogre there.

I was making breakfast for my kids and I tripped. I fell onto a hot iron.

It was waffle

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

I once tripped and fell into a deep crevasse.

Sorry, that's the hole joke.

Did you hear about the party they threw when Kim Kardashian tripped and fell today?

It was a Hoedown.

A thief tripped and fell into wet cement...

He became a hardened criminal.

I tripped on a "slippery when wet" sign today.

I was floored by the irony.

I was running a marathon. I was in first place and could see the finish line. I tripped and fell and now all I see is...

De feet

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