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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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I was tripping all night last night...

...I should really work on my balance...

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Ate some weird mushrooms last night and somehow ended up in a Mazda car sales yard tripping like crazy....

Shroom Shroom.

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I am over 18

My grandfather overheard me say I was tripping balls yesterday

He responded “I tripped over my balls yesterday too.”

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My friends are always tripping on acid

I don't understand why they can't just walk around it

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In North Pole, Santa broke his hip after tripping on one of his little helpers.

Said his wife: "You only have your elf to blame."

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An Italian stallion was tripping down a old bumpy road.

When a woman drove past. A little while later she thought: " Well, that certainly was Rocky. "

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