I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
I was tripping all night last night...
...I should really work on my balance...
Ate some weird mushrooms last night and somehow ended up in a Mazda car sales yard tripping like crazy....
Shroom Shroom.
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My grandfather overheard me say I was tripping balls yesterday
He responded “I tripped over my balls yesterday too.”
My friends are always tripping on acid
I don't understand why they can't just walk around it
In North Pole, Santa broke his hip after tripping on one of his little helpers.
Said his wife: "You only have your elf to blame."
An Italian stallion was tripping down a old bumpy road.
When a woman drove past. A little while later she thought: " Well, that certainly was Rocky. "
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