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Not NSFW: When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa...

When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally took a misstep and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried.I'd always heard adults talk about i...

Four guys were working on a construction site

They were talking about life and one of them misstepped on the scaffolding, fell from the fourth floor, hit his head and died on the spot.

His friends were all shaken. They called 911, took all legal actions they should and their friend's body was removed.

One of them, noticing they fa...

A new bell ringer is required for the church

One day, a church is looking for a bell ringer, as the old one is retiring. An ad is placed on the local newspaper, and sure enough, someone shows up.

The problem is, this person has no arms. Nevertheless, he proves himself to the retiring bell ringer by using his teeth to ring the bells...

Blonde Joke

An old visually impaired cattle rustler meanders into an all-young lady biker bar by misstep...
He discovers his way to a bar stool and requests an injection of Jack Daniels.
Subsequent to staying there for some time, he shouts to the barkeep, 'Hello, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The b...

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Three men are stranded in the desert...

Survivors of a plane crash, the three men walk aimlessly in the hopes of finding the rest of humanity.

Three days pass before they stumble on a door lying flat down in the sand next to a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp, a genie flies out and introduces itself.

"My name is Hector, and I'm g...

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