A horse is in a farm when one day he finds a website that claims it can teach any farm animal music.
"That's amazing," thinks the horse "I've always wanted to learn to sing."
He signs up for the website, and within a few weeks he is an incredible singer.
Impressed, he tells his ...
Three suitors - choose wisely.
A woman is deciding between three suitors which one to be with. She says to the three men, "we are still young and inexperienced, go out there and travel around the world, we'll see when you come back."
So the first guy goes to Europe and tours the different countries there.
A chap Tours a factory that produces latex products.
A chap is going on tour of a factory that produces latex products. At the first stop, he's shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud Hiss-Pop! noise.
"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is a ...
Two guys are at a bar
One of them says: I did 4 tours in Iraq and I’m glad to be back home
The other guy says: I fought in Iraq too, you guys really kicked our asses