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Trippin Jokes

Today I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin all day.

Did you hear about the blind guy who took mushrooms then ran a marathon?

Dude was trippin.

My mom be trippin'

My mom said apathy and procrastination are ruining my life. I know I should know what those words mean, but I don't.

A part of me just doesn't care but on the other hand I am going to find out what they mean tomorrow.

Why can’t American phone chargers walk straight?

Cause the USB trippin

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Elton John did so much LSD at a party one night, he tried to have sex with a woman...

Dude was straight trippin'

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I decided to do something for my community and open a shelter for 3-legged dogs

It’s called “Bitches be Trippin’”

My first post

*I’m not drunk, just road trippin*

What do you call LSD covered in curry powder?

Tandoori trippin'

What does a Red Hot Chilli Pepper do while gazing out on the street?

Road Trippin'

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When to visit my friend the other day

He told me make yourself at home but stay out of the kitchen, the floors just got waxed an are a little slippery. I look over and see his two dogs running and falling over on the kitchen floor so i ask what is up with those two. He looks over and says with a smile.

"*Them bitches be trippin*...

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You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed..

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same sp...

Why can't drug users do track?

cuz they always be trippin'

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I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs.

Gonna call it "Bitches Be Trippin"

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I work at a women's shoe store

Sometimes I tie the laces together...

Bitches be trippin'

They just arrested my favorite shoe salesman thinking he was a drug lord.

They said all the shoes were laced and everyone was trippin.

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The Study Conducted by the German Scientist

Okay this isn't really a joke but it's kind of interesting, especially if you like dogs. In 1998 a German researcher by the name of Dr. Karl Wagner conducted a study on the agility of dogs. One hundred male dogs and one hundred females dogs each ran a series of increasingly difficult obstacle cours...

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