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Travelers Jokes

The bartender says "No time travelers allowed in this bar"

Two time travelers walk into a bar

Sorry sir, we don't serve time travelers here

A time traveler walks into a bar

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The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

Time passes. The patrons filter out. Eventually the bartender grows old. His children mourn him at his passing, and meet the grave in their turn. The city crumbles under the intrigues of time and war, and new cities lay their foundations upon the old. These, too, crumble. Humanity itself grows old, ...

A time traveler walks into a bar, but the bartender refuses to serve him.

"Why the hell not?" he asks.

"We don't serve *any* time travelers here," the bartender explains, "not since one got stinking drunk and trashed the place four years ago."

"Four years ago, you say..."

How many time travelers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the ladder.

I think the tomatoes in my garden are actually round red time travelers.

They all seem to be developing wormholes.

Why do world travelers have bladder issues?

They're in continents.

How do space travelers stay awake on the long journeys across the galaxy?

Do some light speed.

The three travelers.

Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the...

Where do Time Travelers live?

The Space Time Condominium

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