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The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

Time passes. The patrons filter out. Eventually the bartender grows old. His children mourn him at his passing, and meet the grave in their turn. The city crumbles under the intrigues of time and war, and new cities lay their foundations upon the old. These, too, crumble. Humanity itself grows old, ...

I think the tomatoes in my garden are actually round red time travelers.

They all seem to be developing wormholes.

How many time travelers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the ladder.

How do space travelers stay awake on the long journeys across the galaxy?

Do some light speed.

Why do world travelers have bladder issues?

They're in continents.

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A time traveler joke

A time traveler goes to kill Hitler. He is drinking at a bar. The traveler sits down and orders a drink. "Do you know what I hate?" Hitler says. "I don't know, Jews?" the traveler replies. "I was going to say time travelers coming to kill me. But now that you mentioned it..."

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