I finally made a social media account, but my only followers were my parents.
Maybe I should try branching out from OnlyFans.
I’ve been a follower of r/jokes for a long time so here are some of my favorite ones:
One, uno, eins, un.
Almost immediately after making my first joke here, I got a brand new follower!
I was very excited, so I went to their profile. I think they're a new account, they only have one post, and when I clicked on the link in the post, it took me to a site that immediately asked if I was over 18
I guess my joke was a little immature, sure, but there's gotta be nicer ways of sayi...
It was on this day in 1978 that cult leader Jim Jones carried out a mass murder/suicide of over 900 of his followers in Jonestown, Guyana. Horrifying. There's a joke about it but it's wildly innappriopriate.
And anyway, the punchline's too long.
And Jesus says to his followers, ¨I will turn this water into wine.¨
And the guy says, ¨Sir, this is a rehab center.¨
Is 3 followers a lot?
On Instagram? No. In a dark forest? Yes.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
In Texas, close to the border with Mexico, there was a priest who hated Mexicans
That Sunday, after reading the Bible, the priest started his sermon:
"Today we'll reflect on Peter's lie about being a follower of Jesus. That night, Peter acted as a coward and a liar, just like these damn Mexicans we see every day in this town!"
The whole congregation started to shou...
What is the difference between Q followers and flat earthers?
At least the earth exists!
What happens when you do nothing about a respiratory pandemic?
Your followers turn blue.
North Korea’s leader has been suspiciously absent, arousing concerns from his followers who all wonder...
...Is Kim Jong ill?
There was a pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers
He was a man who led with gentleness, faith, and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world.
As the pope approached the Gates of heaven, St Peter greeted him in a firm embrace. "Welcome, Your Holiness. Your dedication and unselfishness in serving your fellow man during your life has...