I’ve been a follower of r/jokes for a long time so here are some of my favorite ones:
One, uno, eins, un.
What do you call a disease with many followers?
Influenza.
What religion do baby cows follower?
They are calfolic
Almost immediately after making my first joke here, I got a brand new follower!
I was very excited, so I went to their profile. I think they're a new account, they only have one post, and when I clicked on the link in the post, it took me to a site that immediately asked if I was over 18
I guess my joke was a little immature, sure, but there's gotta be nicer ways of sayi...
Some asked me if 5 followers was alot
I said depends on your context to be honest you see 5 followers on Facebook is next to nothing but 5 people following you down a dark alley….
Well that’s a lot
It was on this day in 1978 that cult leader Jim Jones carried out a mass murder/suicide of over 900 of his followers in Jonestown, Guyana. Horrifying. There's a joke about it but it's wildly innappriopriate.
And anyway, the punchline's too long.
Is 3 followers a lot?
On Instagram? No. In a dark forest? Yes.
How to get 10 million followers instantly
Take a water bottle and run through Africa
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