Absentee Jokes - 3 Hilarious Absentee Jokes

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What do oak trees and absentee fathers have in common?

Nuts and leaves.

What's an absentee father's favorite meat?

Bison.

Typical USPS

Never gets your package where it was intended.

PS - Mail absentee ballots, not bombs.

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