Travellers Jokes - 9 Hilarious Travellers Jokes

The bartender said we don't serve time travellers.

Two men walk into a bar.

Bartender: We don’t serve time travellers in here...

Cannibal: Damn it! Just regular people then.

I've started a time travellers club

The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm

NSFW - Two travellers are walking separate paths...a Scotsman and an Irishman....

The paths merge and they see each other....and acknowledge each other silently...and continue walking side by side.

After awhile, they come across a stone fence with a sheep stuck with its' head in it. The Scotsman turns to the Irishman and says "Och lad! Ya don' get many chances like this!"<...

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Anal swabs are made compulsory for all international travellers to China.

This is in line with their "China first" policy. First China enters you, then you enter China.

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If time travellers exist they must be Nazis cuz they didn't go back and stop Hitler.

A man gets a worried look on his face. What are you, a time traveller? No I'm a preacher.

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Two travellers a boy scout and a priest are on a crashing plane...

The first traveller tells the second: there's only one parachute, the boy scout is the youngest he should take it.

The second traveller replies: Nah fuck him.

The priest asks: Do you think we have time?

A guy walks into a bar for time travellers.

“The usual?” asks the bartender.

“But I’ve never been here before.”

“You will have been, and also, you still haven’t paid your tab from next week.”

I'm hiring a group of time travellers to come on an epic mission to fight crime across the 4th dimension.

If you're interested, interview was yesterday

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